Banana Mush and Rockets

I swear… my nephew has told me an earful of things that only someone who HAS to be drunk can only say. Except my nephew is only in the fifth grade and after a certain time at night, specifically after 10pm. He starts talking complete drunken nonsense about banana mush and shoving mushrooms in orifices and turning them into carrot shreds. Yes, I said all of that right…

Legit things that flow out of my nephews mouth at night when he needs to sleep.